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    John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asked.

    "Not really," said Mary.

    "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said John.

    "No," she responded.

    "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggested.

    She again rejected his offer. "Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asked.

    "John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary.

    "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.

    - Submitted by Jokes4U.


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