"That's right. Now who can tell me who is the father of Jesus?" There was quiet and fidgeting. After all, no one told them there was going to be a quiz.

Then a young girl spoke up. With assurance, she boldly announced: "I know. It's Virg."

After two more seconds of silence the entire community erupted in laughter. Of course - we all know it was Virg 'n Mary.