Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide
Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock
Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers
Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat the bitch is just FAT.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your momma so fat last time she saw 90210 she was looking down at her scale!
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors