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Yo Mama Old Jokes

    Yo momma so old ...

    Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
    Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
    Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
    Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
    Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
    Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
    Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
    Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
    Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
    Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
    Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
    Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
    Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
    Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
    Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
    Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
    Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
    Yo momma so old even God calls her mother!

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