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Yo Mama Stupid Jokes

    Yo momma so stupid ...

    Yo mamma so stupid when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout
    Yo momma so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
    Yo momma so stupid she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
    Yo momma so stupid if she goit a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
    Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
    Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
    Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
    Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
    Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
    Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl
    Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
    Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
    Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
    Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
    Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
    Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
    Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
    Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
    Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
    Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
    Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
    Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
    Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
    Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
    Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
    Yo mamma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
    Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!


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