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Yo Mama Ugly Jokes

    Yo momma so ugly ...

    Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
    Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
    Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
    Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
    Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
    Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
    Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
    Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
    Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
    Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
    Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
    Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
    Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
    Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
    Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
    Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
    Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
    Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
    Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
    Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
    Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
    Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
    Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off surveillance cameras
    Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out.

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